If only Jesus had an ipod...

... then he would sympathize with us and get God to give man the secret of the never-running-out-of-charge-iPod! OK, not likely. But they do take forever to charge! I dug mine out from the pit of my room and discovered it unhelpfully had no charge. Particularly unhelpful as I needed the heavy dubstep I kept on there to drown out my sister's warbling. Even more unhelpful as my earphones won't fit in when it's charging :(