Showing posts with label brainless. Show all posts
Showing posts with label brainless. Show all posts

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Random Fact of The Week #5

Did you know... That India has the most post offices in the world?
Bet you didn't...
Unless your job is to count postboxes in random countries...?
Orange Jellybean

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Random Fact of The Week #4

The coolest nationality in the world (according to everyone else) is...
American.. (BTW, I'm not American!)


The uncoolest nationality in the world (according to everyone else) is...
Belgian... (Arrgh.... I'm Belgian.) (Seriously.) (I am.) (No jokes.) (How unfair is that?) (We have the best chocolates!)
Mm.. well.. that is the Random Fact of The Week!

Friday, September 23, 2011

Why are little sisters so annoying? SIGH…


I mean, I should know! I have two, and well, my older sis acts young enough to be smaller than me! But no, I, the older, more mature (sometimes) sister is left clueless about this vitally important piece of information.
If only I knew how they ticked, I could have some control over them. But I don't, so they continue to ruin my life - except, somehow, I always get blamed. I mean, they have their good points; though from my point of view I could count them on a finger on my right hand. Let me think...
1) they are related to me.
2) errr..... ummm.... seriously, I can't think of anything else!


Could some of you little sisters out there clue me in? I'd appreciate it, and I'm sure Orange would too.
Pink Jellybean xx

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Hey Peoples!
Just to let you know - here is my 2nd Random Fact of the Week!
So... here it is:
Mosquitos are attracted to the colour blue twice as much as anyother colour!
Just like I love blue skittles twice as much as I do orange skittles!
So cool!
Yours Randomly,
Orange Jellybean

Saturday, September 3, 2011

So... No.1 Jellybean, eh?

Dear readers,
How can PINK Jellybean claim to be number one jellybean? I thought we were equals in this?
Anyways, sorry to start with a moan. It's just I get insanely jealous of everything if I think about it too long… Or insanely proud, just hearing the name of my parents hometown from someone who lives there makes my puff up and say, "Oh! My mum was born there!"
Mnm… I probarbly didn't phrase that too well! I sound really arrogant. I'm not usually like this, I'm just slightly hyper from all those blue skittles that I just ate. Did you know that no food is naturally blue? You probably did. Anyway: the topic I was going to do in this post is… The true nerd.
As you may or may not know, right now, it is considered fashionable to be a 'nerd.' But what is a nerd?
Unfortunately for those of you who don't like suspense, this is full of it… As my Pot Noodle is ready, I will end this post… by asking you what you think a nerd is… then, on the 30th of September, I will write another post… About the true nerd...
Got to go, Pot Noodle is waiting,
But for the time being, goodbye, and don't forget to turn your ketchup bottle on it's head. (No on yours!)
Yours randomly,
Orange JellyBean

Monday, August 29, 2011

A warm fuzzy glow, and food for the night

Welcome, followers,
Instead of a lengthy introduction of myself, I will introduce you to a favourite charity of mine, freerice.com
This inspiring charity asks you questions, and teaches you things which can help you in life, and for every correct answer, 10 grains of rice are donated by businesses to the Horn of Africa. For 1/2 an hour of your time, I fed at least four hungry people - and I learnt 12 new words! This is a great way to improve your own skills, as well as helping others and giving you a warm fuzzy glow!
Please, all of our followers, go on now and donate some rice - at no cost to yourself!
How cool is that?
Don't forget! Good luck!
Yours randomly,
Orange Jellybean

First appearances don't count

Everybody says make a good first impression, well from now on don't bother. They don't actually do anything.
Take this blog for example. First impression - a blog about jellybeans written by two people with no brains who are always right. Really - a blog about anything written by two very smart people who are always right.
Ok, bad example. But when I first met Orange Jellybean I stole her worry beads (as a joke) and she chased me  round the room till she agreed to make me some. You wouldn't think that would make us best buddies now, would you? Well, now we are!
So next time your mum says dress smart for the first day back at school, like I said don't bother.
Your's randomly,
Pink Jellybean

Welcome to the world of idiots (not that we're ones of course)

Dear reader,
Welcome, as the title suggests, to the world of the idiots. Namely, the brainless. And, by brainless, just to clarify, we do not mean the type of person who devotes their life to cosmetics. No, we mean the kind of person who is refreshingly different from the norm of, well, normal. The crazy bunch.
US.
So if you are of the devoting kind, instead of devoting yourself to cosmetics, cars, or hippos, devote yourself to this blog and follow us! Also, please note, nice comments please, and if you don't like it, just provide CONSTRUCTIVE criticism, not plain hatred. Or, just don't comment, your choice.
So thanks if you could be bothered to read all that, and we promise it will be more interesting next time, yours randomly,
Pink Jellybean and Orange Jellybean
P.S: To clarify, red writing is a shared post, pink is from Pink Jellybean, and orange is from... you guessed it... Orange Jellybean.