Anti-bullying week!

Well, as this week is national anti-bullying week, I thought I would show my support by doing a couple of anti-bullying themed posts!


Today I have two poems for you...


Shame
There's a girl at school
we teased today;
made jokes, called her names.
My friends all laughed,
called it harmless fun,
said it was just a game.


Now I'm at home
feeling horrid inside,
long gone that thoughtless grin.
How will I face her
tomorrow at school?
I wish I hadn't joined in.
Tracey Blance




This one takes a more light-hearted approach...


Name-calling
They called me frog face with ears like a bat.
I said, "I'm not - I'm worse than that."


They called me rat-nose with a tongue like a shoe.
I said, "Is that the best you can do?"


They called me mouse-eyes, skunk-breath, dog-head.
I said, "I'm worse than all that you've said."


They said, "It's no fun calling you a name."
I called, "That's a pity - I'm enjoying this game."
Charles Thomson

Quote of the week!

Heyy loyal followers...


I have another of my famous quotes for ya. It's a comeback again - and I'm proud to say it was my genius that thought it up! I came up with it when Orange got bullied by a girl on her bus. Use it whenever you're in need!


"If I'm such a (whatever the bully's calling you) then why are you hanging out with me?" Smart or what???


Your's randomly,
Pink Jellybean

Mwuhahaha!

Yes, you guessed it - in just under a weeks time is Halloween! To celebrate this, we are letting YOU decide what we dress up as!

We are having a poll where you can vote for which costume we should wear trick or treating, and at the end of the week the one with the most votes wins!


Yours spookily,
The Jellybeans

Meal Deal

Hello-oh!Do you have a hunger for something GOOD to read? Have an Orange Jellybean meal deal!
...
Yeah.
Basically, I'm going to do an all in one!

Bet you didn't know that a blind chameleon can still change its colour to match its surroundings!?
I bet you ALSO didn't know that greenfrogfish23 (strange name!) is the winner of our iPod Shuffle competition! So... I bet you want to hear their results.. Don't you…?

greenfrogfish23:
1. I am...
Grace Kelly

2. Played @ my funeral…
Hold On

3. My love will be…
Bang Bang Bang

4. I will die…
Happy Birthday

5. My friends…
The Flood

6. I'm seen as…
Voldemort is Awesome

7. I help others…
Before I die

8. I say to the world…
Spaceman

9. I feel…
Cooler than Me

10. Wake up In the Morning…
At night

11. I dress up as…
The Search for the Blue Fairy

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Thanks to greenfrogfish23! We'd love to post them all… but we don't want to bore you guys! Thanks for the loads of other great lists though, so keep them coming! We <3 you guys and your messages!
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However, on a more serious note, a thought for those affected by the Turkish earthquake. Keep going strong through this horrific experience.

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I'd better go,
Be free and live your lives…
Yay!
Orange Jellybean

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P.S: Why don't you guys comment?! I know you are all out there- you all keep sending us emails! For those who don't know: brainlessareright@gmail.com

Quote of the week!

So here we are again, the week is drawing to a close and I still haven't posted my quote! Well, fret not chums, I have it here!

Thanks to Orange for this one! It was originally meant to describe a classmate (unfortunately they must stay Anon) but I have tweaked it so you can use it as a future comeback. Here goes...

"Elephant seals look like you, only thinner."

Yours randomly,

Pink Jellybean

Random Fact of The Week #5

Did you know... That India has the most post offices in the world?

Bet you didn't...

Unless your job is to count postboxes in random countries...?

Orange Jellybean

New: Quote of the week

Yep... It's me, your old pal Pink Jellybean! Now, I, like the rest of me, have a strange mind. One of the things that gets it's attention is interesting quotes. So I thought, instead of letting them rot away in my brain only to be used as Email signoffs, I decided to post them on here!


So, here is today's...
"I'm not cheating, just making things easier!" Thanks to my maths partner for that one.


Yours randomly,
Pink Jellybean

All Things Must Pass...

Ahh...
Good old superstitious Pink Jellybean...
Easily freaked out... Especially by her iPod!
So, I thought I'd better try her "iPod Shuffle Test..." what a joke!?
Or so I thought...
It seems that my iPod is actually very awesome. (Thank you Steve.)
Here are the answers that I got...

1. What’s your motto?

Save the World (Swedish House Mafia)

2. What do your friends think of you?

Every Teardrop is A Waterfall (Coldplay)

3. What do you think about a lot?

Last Friday Night (Katy Perry)

4. What do you think of your friends?

Broken Record (Katy B)

5. What do you think about the person that you like?

Don't Hold Your Breath (Nicole Scherzinger)

6. What is your life story?

Born This Way (Lady Gaga)

7. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Notorious (The Satudays)

8. What do you think when you see the person that you like?

Price Tag (Jessie J)

9. What do your parents think of you?

Cocaine (Eric Clapton)

10. What will they play at your wedding?

Heart of Glass (Blondie)

11. What will they play at your funeral?

The A Team (Ed Sheeran)

12. What’s your hobby/interest?

Bounce (Calvin Harris & Kelis)

13. Whats your biggest secret?

Ambitions (Joe McElderry)

14. What do you think of your friends?

We R Who We R (Ke$ha)

15. What’s the worst thing that could happen?

Guilt (Nero)

16. How will you die?

Gummy Bear (Gummy Bear Inc.)

17. What is the one thing that you regret?

Instant Karma (John Lennon)

18. What makes you laugh?

Wonderman (Tinie Tempah Feat. Ellie Goulding)

19. What makes you cry?

Cold Turkey (John Lennon)

20. Will you ever get married?

Only Girl In the World (Rihanna)... that's a no.. I guess?

21. What scares you the most?

One Foot Boy (Mika)

22. Does anybody like you?

E.T (Katy Perry Feat. Kayne West)

23. If you could go back in time, what would you change?

Life In the Fast Lane (The Eagles)

24. What hurts right now?

Hollywood (Michael Bublé)
25. Will you ever love someone?
Under Pressure (Queen) - I saw this question on another website, shuffled my iPod, and the answer was too good to resist!
26. Who will kill me?
Mr. Blue Sky (ELO) - This one was on the website too! :)
27. Will I ever get far in life?
RIding Solo (Jason Derulo) - This too..
28. What was high school like?
Sweat (Snoop Dogg & David Guetta) - What can I say? This is addictive! :)
29. Will I ever have kids?
California Gurls (Katy Perry & Snoop Dogg) - Ditto. Yikes though... mini California Gurls? Arrgh!
30. When I next stand in front of a group, I will say...
I want Break Free (Queen) - This is my last one from a random website!

31. What will I post this as?

All Things Must Pass (Paul McCartney)


This has revealed some VERY scary truths!
My iPod knows my motto! (Maybe because I type it EVERYWHERE.)
I will be KILLED by GUMMY BEARS! (Never going near them again!) I'm going to regret Instant Karma... That puts me off being a wannabe Buddhist! And my only friend is E.T?? What happened to Pink Jellybean?
This is genuinely scary stuff...


You guys should all try this.. In fact.. do!
Complete one of these lists and we will post the best ones on our blog... The questions don't have to be from here, but decide on the question BEFORE you shuffle the song!
Email your list to:
brainlessareright@gmail.com


Good luck peoples...
Orange Jellybean :) 

Random Fact of The Week #4

The coolest nationality in the world (according to everyone else) is...
American.. (BTW, I'm not American!)


The uncoolest nationality in the world (according to everyone else) is...
Belgian... (Arrgh.... I'm Belgian.) (Seriously.) (I am.) (No jokes.) (How unfair is that?) (We have the best chocolates!)
Mm.. well.. that is the Random Fact of The Week!

Steve Jobs

I find this really sad, that the man who designed so many

Things that changed the world

Could have died so young

From such as ruthless killer

As pancreatic cancer

Steve Jobs lived every day like it was his last

And carried on bravely until the end.

It was nice that he saw the launch of the iPhone 4S.

It's weird. I feel so sad.

Strange, you might say, I never knew him.

Did I?

I didn't, yet ever since I first touched a Mac.

I saw the magic inside the machine.

I saw the awe-inspiring design.

I saw how much effort had gone into

Making computers.

For people who didn't like the norm.

Hopefully Apple will carry on.

Inspiring people.

Just like.

Steve.

Inspired me.

Random Fact of the Week #3
You know Moaning Myrtle in Harry Potter?
She was played by a 37 year old, who was the oldest actress to play a student!


So random!


Orange Jellybean :)

Broken Heels...

I was so bored, I thought I'd play the shuffle game. Some of the results were so funny, I just had to put them here.
In case you don't know, the shuffle game is where you put your iPod on shuffle and the songs answer questions about you.

1. What’s your motto?

Posh Girls (Scouting For Girls)

2. What do your friends think of you?

F**k You (Cee Lo Green)

3. What do you think about a lot?

The World Should Revolve Around Me (Little Jackie)

4. What do you think of your friends?

Paper Gangsta (Lady Gaga)

5. What do you think about the person that you like?

Like You’ll Never See Me Again (Alicia Keys)

6. What is your life story?

Hooting & Howling (Wild Beasts)

7. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Cookie Jar (Gym Class Heroes)

8. What do you think when you see the person that you like?

Sway (Will from Glee)

9. What do your parents think of you?

Immunize (Pendulum)

10. What will they play at your wedding?

If It’s Lovin’ That You Want (Rihanna)

11. What will they play at your funeral?

Melt My Heart To Stone (Adele)

12. What’s your hobby/interest?

Viva La Vida (Coldplay)

13. Whats your biggest secret?

SOS (Rihanna)

14. What do you think of your friends?

Hurricane Drunk (Florence and the Machine)

15. What’s the worst thing that could happen?

Defying Gravity ( Glee Cast)

16. How will you die?

Fasten Your Seatbelt (Pendulum)

17. What is the one thing that you regret?

Party In The USA (Miley Cyrus)

18. What makes you laugh?

Inevitable (Shakira)

19. What makes you cry?

Smile (Glee Cast)

20. Will you ever get married?

New Yorker Cartoon (Jenny And Johnny)

21. What scares you the most?

La Tortura (Shakira)

22. Does anybody like you?

Mr Medicine (Eliza Doolittle)

23. If you could go back in time, what would you change?

Take What Ya Take (Lily Allen)

24. What hurts right now?

Up (The Saturdays)

25. What will I post this as?

Broken Heels (Alexandra Burke)

Genuinely freaked out by my iPod!!! Particularly question 14 - Orange I mean you!!! And it seems I am gonna die from a car crash...

Pink xox

YES!

Woohoo! Today we have reached 100 page views!!!

If only Jesus had an ipod...

... then he would sympathize with us and get God to give man the secret of the never-running-out-of-charge-iPod! OK, not likely. But they do take forever to charge! I dug mine out from the pit of my room and discovered it unhelpfully had no charge. Particularly unhelpful as I needed the heavy dubstep I kept on there to drown out my sister's warbling. Even more unhelpful as my earphones won't fit in when it's charging :(

Book of the month: The Secret circle (L.j.smith)

Cassie is not happy about moving from sunny California to gloomy New England. She longs for her old life, her old friends...

But when she starts to form a bond with a clique of terrifying but seductive teenagers at her new school, she thinks maybe she could fit in after all.

This book is AMAZING!!!! I loved it from start to finish - particularly the little secret that only the reader knows. It adds an exciting twist to the story! Cassie is a very relatable character... annoyed at moving, stressed at having to start a new school - it could be any of us. But what makes the book interesting is her powers; and her ability to complete the circle.

Why are little sisters so annoying? SIGH…

I mean, I should know! I have two, and well, my older sis acts young enough to be smaller than me! But no, I, the older, more mature (sometimes) sister is left clueless about this vitally important piece of information.
If only I knew how they ticked, I could have some control over them. But I don't, so they continue to ruin my life - except, somehow, I always get blamed. I mean, they have their good points; though from my point of view I could count them on a finger on my right hand. Let me think...
1) they are related to me.
2) errr..... ummm.... seriously, I can't think of anything else!


Could some of you little sisters out there clue me in? I'd appreciate it, and I'm sure Orange would too.
Pink Jellybean xx

Hey Peoples!
Just to let you know - here is my 2nd Random Fact of the Week!
So... here it is:
Mosquitos are attracted to the colour blue twice as much as anyother colour!
Just like I love blue skittles twice as much as I do orange skittles!
So cool!
Yours Randomly,
Orange Jellybean

So... No.1 Jellybean, eh?

Dear readers,
How can PINK Jellybean claim to be number one jellybean? I thought we were equals in this?
Anyways, sorry to start with a moan. It's just I get insanely jealous of everything if I think about it too long… Or insanely proud, just hearing the name of my parents hometown from someone who lives there makes my puff up and say, "Oh! My mum was born there!"
Mnm… I probarbly didn't phrase that too well! I sound really arrogant. I'm not usually like this, I'm just slightly hyper from all those blue skittles that I just ate. Did you know that no food is naturally blue? You probably did. Anyway: the topic I was going to do in this post is… The true nerd.
As you may or may not know, right now, it is considered fashionable to be a 'nerd.' But what is a nerd?
Unfortunately for those of you who don't like suspense, this is full of it… As my Pot Noodle is ready, I will end this post… by asking you what you think a nerd is… then, on the 30th of September, I will write another post… About the true nerd...
Got to go, Pot Noodle is waiting,
But for the time being, goodbye, and don't forget to turn your ketchup bottle on it's head. (No on yours!)
Yours randomly,
Orange JellyBean

Book of the month: Boy2girl (terence blacker)

When Matthews crazy American cousin suddenly arrives on his doorstep, it's a big shock for the whole family. Sam is small, blond and wild - with a giant attitude problem - and he immediately starts to wreak havoc on Matthew's social life. Desperate to get their own back, Matthew and his best friends cook up a brilliant, outrageous plot that will humiliate Sam and deal a stunning blow to the b****iest girls at school.

Victory is their. Until Operation Sam runs hysterically out of control...

I've read this book sooooooo many times, and yet it still manages to make me laugh! The author somehow keeps it from getting confusing, even though it is told from everyone's point of view. And when there is the twist halfway through it still shocks me, although because of the multiple narrative I knew it was coming.

A very interesting, funny and well-written book, you should definately read it sometime.

Your's randomly,

Pink Jellybean xx

New feature: Book of the month

Moshi Moshi guys, it's your number 1 jellybean here!
I'm gonna tell you about a new thing I'm starting - Book of the Month! Once a month I will write a review of my favourite book I have read that month so you people can read it too!


Your's randomly,
Pink Jellybean

Random Fact of the Week #1

Hello everyone,
Orange Jellybean here. 
I just thought I'd take the time to introduce you to a weekly feature that I am going to do for this blog. However, if it becomes HUGELY popular, I will consider doing it once a day...
Anyway, the feature is...
Random Fact of the Week!
I just LOVE reading useless trivia, and I hope others share my passion... 
So...
Here it is...
Doctor Seuss invented the word "nerd."


Yours randomly,
Orange Jellybean

A warm fuzzy glow, and food for the night

Welcome, followers,

Instead of a lengthy introduction of myself, I will introduce you to a favourite charity of mine, freerice.com

This inspiring charity asks you questions, and teaches you things which can help you in life, and for every correct answer, 10 grains of rice are donated by businesses to the Horn of Africa. For 1/2 an hour of your time, I fed at least four hungry people - and I learnt 12 new words! This is a great way to improve your own skills, as well as helping others and giving you a warm fuzzy glow!

Please, all of our followers, go on now and donate some rice - at no cost to yourself!

How cool is that?

Don't forget! Good luck!

Yours randomly,

Orange Jellybean

First appearances don't count

Everybody says make a good first impression, well from now on don't bother. They don't actually do anything.

Take this blog for example. First impression - a blog about jellybeans written by two people with no brains who are always right. Really - a blog about anything written by two very smart people who are always right.

Ok, bad example. But when I first met Orange Jellybean I stole her worry beads (as a joke) and she chased me  round the room till she agreed to make me some. You wouldn't think that would make us best buddies now, would you? Well, now we are!

So next time your mum says dress smart for the first day back at school, like I said don't bother.

Your's randomly,

Pink Jellybean

Welcome to the world of idiots (not that we're ones of course)

Dear reader,
Welcome, as the title suggests, to the world of the idiots. Namely, the brainless. And, by brainless, just to clarify, we do not mean the type of person who devotes their life to cosmetics. No, we mean the kind of person who is refreshingly different from the norm of, well, normal. The crazy bunch.
US.
So if you are of the devoting kind, instead of devoting yourself to cosmetics, cars, or hippos, devote yourself to this blog and follow us! Also, please note, nice comments please, and if you don't like it, just provide CONSTRUCTIVE criticism, not plain hatred. Or, just don't comment, your choice.
So thanks if you could be bothered to read all that, and we promise it will be more interesting next time, yours randomly,
Pink Jellybean and Orange Jellybean
P.S: To clarify, red writing is a shared post, pink is from Pink Jellybean, and orange is from... you guessed it... Orange Jellybean.